Theory:


Sigur Ros frontman Jonsi Icelandiclastname (fuck it, let’s just call him Jonsi Iceland or Jonsi Ice from now on) has released a song from his new solo album and it has English lyrics! This after 10 years of releasing critically acclaimed gibberish, which gets me to thinking:

Has the last ten years of post-rock iconography and name building been an elaborate practical joke to make people sing nonsense lyrics to something that is actually in a language they speak?

“I hear him saying ‘It’s all you are!’”
“I hear that too!”
“We are so in tune with each other.”
*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT*

Why I Heart My iPod


Love this thing so much. It’s just so awesome. While on random, here’s what I got for the evening:

  1. Stephanie Says - Velvet Underground
  2. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood - Nina Simone
  3. Bad Fog of Loneliness (live) - Neil Young
  4. Zero - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  5. Prelude - The Decemberists
  6. Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1 - Pink Floyd
  7. I’m Set Free - Velvet Underground
  8. Dead Sound - The Raveonettes
  9. Ripcord - Radiohead
  10. When I Was a Young Girl - Feist
  11. Thy Will Be Done - Handsome Furs
  12. Van Lear Rose - Loretta Lynn
  13. The Long & Winding Road - The Beatles
  14. Hokkaido - Amon Tobin
  15. Hallucinations - The Raveonettes
  16. Cinder & Smoke - Iron & Wine
  17. Your Hand in Mine - Explosions in the Sky
  18. Burn Your Life Down - Tegan & Sara
  19. You’ve Gone Away Enough - Mirah
  20. Another Saturday - Stuart Murdoch
  21. After Hours - Velvet underground
  22. Wild is the Wind - Nina Simone
  23. My Lady’s House - Iron & Wine
  24. Knives Out - Radiohead
  25. I’m Good, I’m Gone - Lykke Li
  26. Undo - Bjork
  27. Swans and the Swimming - Iron & Wine
  28. Wednesday - Tori Amos
  29. Just for Now - Imogen Heap
  30. Five Easy Pieces - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
  31. Unissasi Laulelet - The Do
  32. Downtown Mayors Goodnight, Alley Kids Rule - You Say Party! We Say Die!
  33. Loose Ends - Imogen Heap
  34. Double - Gorillaz
  35. The Fallen - Franz Ferdinand
  36. Datura - Tori Amos
  37. Orbis Magnes - Frog Eyes
  38. Take, Take, Take - The White Stripes
  39. Oh Well - Fiona Apple
  40. Wrong - Micachu & The Shapes
  41. Raining in Darling - Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy
  42. Emasculate the Masculine - The Unicorns
  43. Ragged Wood - Fleet Foxes
  44. Let’s Build a Home - Aluminum
  45. Ny Battery - Sigur Ros
  46. No Cars Go - Arcade Fire
  47. What Would Wolves Do? - Les Savy Fav
  48. When it Begins - Broken Social Scene
  49. Colleen - Joanna Newsom
  50. Trench - Jonny Greenwood

Why I F*cking Hate Teacher's College - A (Hopefully) Therapeutic Rant in Dm


Over the course of the next 16 days, I have a total of 8 assignments due. They range from 8-10 page research papers on eco-justice, to a week long mini-unit on alternative sexuality, to whole-class seminars on giftedness. I will literally fall apart at the seams before I complete all of these things. Partially because I have goddamn clue what some of them are. I am also tutoring two belligerent Grade 8 students in a reading program.

At this point in the program, I have absolutely no hope of completing anything decent. I am not teaching my tutees to read; I am instead forcefully guiding them to complete the requirements of the program so that I can pass the course. They will not be any better off for having worked with me over the course of the past 10 weeks because the program is flawed and completely ineffectual. The prof wants us to do a whole stack of little “nice” things for our tutees, such as compile a collection of completed work into some sort of artfully presented book that they can take home and show off. Nice thought. Except that my students haven’t completed a single thing! Why? There’s no consequences for them if they don’t do it. So they can screw around all they want and I’m the one who pays for it.

I just handed in a Plan Book that relates to my first placement. It is missing a lot of the requirements because I didn’t have time to complete them. There are no resources, there are no examples of student work. There is only a paltry collection of lesson plans and some de facto reflections.

The work I am doing is absolutely not reflective of what I am capable of. And that is bullshit. And I don’t feel any sense of catharsis at all.

This is f*cking AMAZING. John Hurt gets better all the time. He needs more roles like whatever’s going on here. The man was Winston Smith, for god’s sake!

My Year in Lists (Comics)


2009 is the year I became a comic book geek. I still find all the muscles, tits, and guns weekly superhero fare tedious, irritating and bordering on pornography, so that stays firmly in the “AVOID” category, but I have become an avid fan of the graphic novel medium. My love of comic strips remains unabated. More on that later.

I’d become interested in the medium after I was given the superb, genre-defining “Watchmen” by Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons and it’s disappointing film version. I found something there which could not be translated into another medium, and that was eye-opening. For many years it seemed like anything could be translated into a different form (most notably, film) and it was refreshing to find something which existed so perfectly in it’s original state. I began to seek out graphic novels, but I had trouble finding something that appealed to me. I either had an issue with the art or the words when perusing well-known graphic novelists, and nothing was really jumping out at me.

One day in Chapters I found a rather large graphic novel called “Bottomless Belly Button.” The title intrigued me; I’ve always been a fan of navel-gazing fare, and the author seemed to be telling me that there was endless depth to everyday life, an idea I had often entertained. I flipped through it and the drawings weren’t exactly my cup of tea, but there was enough there that I could latch onto that I bought it.

I read the whole 700 page book in one sitting. Damn fine storytelling, compelling characters, and another example of a piece of art which is perfectly attuned to it’s medium. There is no need to tell this story any other way. It was the perfect way to get further into graphic novels.

Following “Bottomless Belly Button” I went back to Alan Moore for his epic meditation on the works of Jack the Ripper, “From Hell.” Absolutely mind-blowing. You finish that book with the feeling that you’ve tapped into something larger than yourself. A must-read.

In a completely different tone, though no less engrossing, is Bryan Lee O’Malley’s “Scott Pilgrim” series. I always laugh at the ironic nature of these books. It must take an enormous amount time and effort to complete something that reads so quickly. But its energy does not bely it’s depth in examining the 20-something scene of Toronto, circa 2005. Despite my earlier sentiments about translating form, I absolutely cannot wait for the film version of this book, directed by Edgar Wright. This is mainly because I think there is such a musical nature to this book that it needs to be heard as well as read. It will be interesting to see if the kinetic nature of the books translates well to the screen (with actual movements) or if the tension of the book is that these are still pictures, moments in time. Plus, there’s a character named “Knives Chau.” That is so effing cool.

Finally of note (though four books is hardly representative of the amount that I’ve consumed this year), is Lynda Barry’s scrapbook-esque “What It Is.” Barry creates her own image system in this exploration of the unknown, and if that’s not impressive to you, then who are you? Do we know each other? Get out! Her central question is “What is this formless thing which gives things form?” which translates into a series of unanswerable questions about the nature of art. She uses both her own life as a case study and delves into the abstract to create a thought-provoking, rich dialogue with herself and every kind of artist. Unbelievable.

Extremely helpful in broadening horizons has been the “Best American Comics” series, of which there are four volumes now. The series chooses prime examples of every English language, North American comic which is printed over the course of a year.

And of course, you should check out the following webcomics:

My Year in Lists (Music)


Seeing as it’s nearly December, it seems like an adequate time to roll out some forces of Nature that came out this year. This edition: Music!

-Micachu & the Shapes

I found this band late at night and watched their short-but-sweet video for “Lips” about 20 times, thinking that they were both very good, and that no one I knew would like them (possibly Jay Simac). Either way, I bought the album and wasn’t disappointed. They’re weird, random, dissonant, energetic, and very very fresh. There just isn’t a band out there that sounds like Micachu & the Shapes.

-Los Campesinos

This is one of those bands that I had heard a lot about, but never actually listened to until a chance encounter with their stylistic departure, the stately “The Sea is a Good Place to Think About the Future.” Luckily, their more energetic fare was just as engrossing, and now I’m on board! Plus, they may be the only band ever to express the sentiment “Send me stationary to make me horny.”

Devendra Banhart

Homework music. He’s soothing and weird in just the right proportions. Also good walking music, and good sharing music. If you got a mix CD from me in the last 7 months, it probably had some Devendra on it.

The Decemberists -The Hazards of Love

It seems that every album the Decemberists release is the logical conclusion of their well-crafter hyperlit-pop persona. A rock opera? Sure! Why not? Yes, the premise is muddy; no, none of the songs make sense outside of the context of the album, but the album is so SOLID as a whole. It’s definitely more than the sum of it’s parts. And it introduced me to My Brightest Diamond and Lavender Diamond, so that’s a bonus! (Shara Worden is just so cute!)

-Dark Was the Night

In the Bob Dylan documentary “No Direction Home,” the man describes finding an old record in the attic which transported him out of himself. I feel like this compilation has that potential (which is why I bought it on vinyl). It’s such a wide variety of artists and styles, and I kind of like that I don’t like every single song on it. Below are two cuts from the album, including something I had heretofore thought impossible: An excellent cover of a Nina Simone song (Shara Worden is just so cute!)

-Sunset Rubdown - Dragonslayer

Best Album of the Year. Hands down. This is the level of poetry and sonic manipulation that Joanna Newsom tapped in 2006 with Ys. I have been listening to this album for about 5 months now, and I think I understand what one of the songs is about. Now I see why Spencer Krug doesn’t spend every one of his waking moments with Wolf Parade. He’s got a GOOD thing going here. Also, Camilla Wynne-Inger is just so cute!

Exhibit ‘B.’

Is it strange that the one person I want to meet most in the world right now is Collegehumor’s Susanna Wolff?
“You just said ‘cinnamon’ twice.”

Is it strange that the one person I want to meet most in the world right now is Collegehumor’s Susanna Wolff?

“You just said ‘cinnamon’ twice.”

The Whitest Kids U Know

SAGAN-MAN!

SAGAN-MAN!